Wednesday, August 8, 2007

G-Unit Rampages Over Brandler, Perry



Tuesday night wasn't your typical evening of play at Rockville. No, there was something different in the air...and on the court.

In an impromptu doubles match pitting Brian Gutschal -- otherwise known as "G-Unit" -- and Bill Spinner against Bruce Brandler and Brian Perry, it was all G-Unit, all the time.

Brian roamed every corner of the court during a 6-1 route of Brandler and Perry, even venturing well into the grass adjacent to Court 3 to retrieve a sharply angled shot. The ensuing lob sailed over the heads of Bruce and Brian, prompting a spate of expletives that would escalate as more uncannily executed retrievals landed on the lines and in the corners.

G-Unit easily held serve throughout the match despite his decidedly sub-sonic second serve. The only break of his serve occurred when Spinner butchered an elementary backhand put-away in a long 1-2 serving game. That could have killed Big Mo, but G-Unit spearheaded an immediate break-back with a new round of line-hitting lobs.

Brian was anything but humble after the 6-1, 6-3 thrashing of his bewildered opponents. He did everything to play up the win short of requesting a commemorative bronze marker be placed at the base of the net on Court 3. Bruce will be hard pressed, now, to relegate him to #6 doubles in next year's Interclub play.

Rockville is still one of the few "tennis anyone?" places where you can just show up and usually find someone to hit with -- like this Tuesday night. It's just one of the benefits of being a Rockville member.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Good for people to know.